Things I've Learned This Week:

1. Don’t leave a bottle of laundry detergent capless on top of the dryer and leave home. Your washer may become unbalanced and vibrate that ¾ full- 92 load- bottle of concentrated liquid soap to the floor…and soak up comfortably in your carpet.
2. Don’t let your 2 year old wipe his own bottom after using the toilet. He might wad up the entire tp roll and flush the toilet. The toilet might in-turn start a flood in your new rental home.
3. Don’t ignore your impression of “that sounds like water running…” when you hear the toilet flush upstairs while you’re on your computer.
4. Don’t store your paper goods on the floor of the bathroom closet b/c the toilet might overflow and ruin your stock of tp and paper towels.
5. Don’t say, “Do you want me to do that to you?” when your child does something mean to the other child- they might in turn use it on each other.

And it’s only Thursday